But...not everyone is as entertained as I am:
German television broadcaster ARD, which screens the Tour de France in that country in partnership with rival network ZDF, said Sunday it greets Lance Armstrong's planned comeback with skepticism.
Armstrong, who will be 37 on Thursday, announced last week that he plans to come out of retirement in a bid to win next year's Tour de France for the eighth time.
With Armstrong having been accused of doping in the past, Tour organizers have said he will be able to ride in the world's premier event next year if he complies with their strict rules in the fight against doping.
But the German broadcasters are "not amused.”
"For us, Armstrong is a piece of the past we don't want to see again," Rolf-Dieter Ganz, head of communications at ARD, told Sunday's edition of Die Welt.
Both ARD and ZDF stopped broadcasting the 2007 Tour de France during the event after German rider Patrick Sinkewitz failed a drugs test and are currently negotiating the contract to screen the 2009 Tour.
"When we renegotiate the contract, we will certainly sit round the table with the Tour director Christian Prudhomme and make it clear to him: we are not amused to hear about Armstrong's plans," said Ganz.
"The future belongs to young riders, certainly not to Armstrong's generation which we had hoped to have seen the last of."
With several riders having been caught doping during the competition in the last few years, the Tour's image has been damaged and the German broadcasters' attitude will carry some weight with the organizers as they look to gain important broadcasting revenue.
File this one right under "Fuck you, you humorless Kraut bastard". They aren't amused. Ok, file that one under "Who gives a fuck, you annoying, Holocaust camp running bastards".
A bit harsh? Maybe. But fuck them.
They aren't amused. His goddamn bloodwork is going to be online! You fucking half commie cunts used to spit in Armstrongs face, because Ulrich (a doper who got caught doping) couldn't beat him. He's 37, and has been out of the sport for several years. If you can't beat him now, he probably proved he never doped. So suck it up, you buying electricity from France motherfuckers.
Since when are Germans amused by anything? Other than, like, clocks, and warm beer.
Green country, my ass. You essentially outlaw nuclear power, then can't produce enough electricity, so you have to buy it from a country that gets it from...nuclear power! Amusing? You be the judge.
Landis is coming back, too. I can't wait til he shows Bernard "Conehead" Kohl how to time trial.
